The Shiite and the Sunni

Sung to the tune of The Farmer and the Cowman from the musical Oklahoma.

Dedicated to conservative pundit Bill Kristol, who predicted harmony from the get-go, and who is not to be confused with actor Billy Crystal of City Slickers fame.

Oh, the Shiite and the Sunni should be friends,
Oh, the Shiite and the Sunni should be friends.
One man follows an Imam guide,
The other chooses the Caliph side,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.

Good Iraqi folks should stick together,
Good Iraqi folks should all be pals.
Sunnis dance with Shiite’s daughters,
Shiites dance with the Sunni's gals.