A lighter conspiracy theory

Hats off to record-setting Jeopardy contestant Ken Jennings. As of this writing, he has won $1.75 million on the quiz show, and I consider him a genius. As a lover of conspiracy theories, however, I can’t help but entertain a fleeting thought that crossed my mind. What if he has a microchip implanted in his ear canal, and friends are feeding him the answers? I’m mostly joking here. Sneaking one of those cell phone signal-scrambling devices into the studio could easily disprove this theory!